i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire
when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings
I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them
kids are out here like “i wish i was alive during beatlemania” and im like….. beyoncé is right here, right now, what is wrong with you. get right with jesus
"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds
a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit