this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received


Seriously, though. I’d love to see these “you have no right to complain about what developers put in games” guys if in the next installment Master Chief was gay, the Call of Duty protagonist was Muslim, or Samus Aran was openly and vocally feminist. Do you really think their…


im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor)


Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.


old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources



i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck


my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life